Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
by Angery Goomba Except not November 07, 2019
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Raccoon

Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
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Raccoon

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
by LaughingAlot June 04, 2024
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the most adorable creature to ever exist
Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon
by raccoonsrcute January 25, 2023
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Raccoon

A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.
Damn I heard Jessica got played again.

Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021
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Raccooning

When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material
i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.
by Txft June 18, 2020
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“raccooning rn
ur what?”
by not oizys March 28, 2022
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