That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

by MMcGowan September 20, 2012

to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that

A non-literal phrasal verb declaring oneself to be supportive of and in agreement to another's idea, suggestion or recommendation. More common among males but also heard by the few females that know how to relax, not be prudish and accept that it probably is a really good time to have a dick to put in things.

(to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that)

"Bruh, that storm last night brought 18 inches of fresh pow up at Solitude! Should we strap on the boards and go shred the gnar!?"

"Oh yipee! I'll put my dick in that! Just remember, no friends on powder days. I'll be there, you just worry about keeping up bruh."

by palavradaurbana June 2, 2020

I'll put a cork in your butt hole

This is a phrase/insult that can be used when mad at another person mostly used when someone is farting too much. And you can't handle it so you yell at them and usually, they're weirded out so they stuff or you can do the basic thing which is just hit them.

Example:1

I got in trouble from my parents because, when my brother would not stop farting I yell I'll put a cork in your butt hole

Example: 2
Person 1 : *fart*
Person 2: eww

Person 1: *fart* *fart**FART*
Person2: I'll put a cork in your but hole!!!!!!!

by SoldMyMomForPineapples February 20, 2019

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

by notarealperson111 March 10, 2021

put a cock in it

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

by Blower August 18, 2006

i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.

joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it

by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008

Put a tampon in it

When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.

Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'

Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!

Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'

by Elly9393 April 24, 2010