Ye Ol' Punisher

When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.
They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher
by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025
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Byvank Punisher

A sex position that involves a doggy style position, but with a up and down motion instead of the standard in and out, followed by a flick. Eg; up, down, flick.. repeat.
Oh my god, he used the Byvank Punisher on me and I came so hard
by Byvank Punisher May 25, 2024
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Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 1, 2017
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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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American Punishment

A punishment where one physically attacks or abuses someone to such a degree to the point where they are bleeding or have suffered multiple injuries, often serious. Sometimes accompanied by extreme insults revolving around being a shitty person
When I asked my girlfriend if I could give her abusive dad an American Punishment, she very enthusiastically said yes and that she’ll have sex with me 5 days a week if I did that.
by YuOfTheNight September 1, 2020
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taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.
Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...
by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 8, 2014
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Irish punisher

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole
Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her
by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018
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