Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.

Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.

by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012

Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

The hole punch

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.

Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.

Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.

by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015

Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose

Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3

by Justo2010 July 8, 2022

punch-elbowed

A punch that is quickly follwed by an elbow (from the same arm)to the same area of the target in quick succesion. As the fist connects snap the elbow round and cath him/her when they least expect it.

dude! he just punch-elbowed that guy in the face!

by JimmyScreecgandJames July 30, 2008

Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019