puckersome

An asshole at its peak performance

"Damn, her ass was puckersome."

by sooperwholocks.biggest.fan February 5, 2017

Packed My Lunch

When someone gets in your business unnecessarily, and inadvertently fucks you up.

*Andre* "To Chris remember how you told me these was that one chic you wanted to smash ? Well I told her and she said you must be smoking dick."

*Chris* "Thanks man you just packed my Lunch my dude. Fucking thanks for nothing."

by professordre98 March 27, 2017

Pucker muscle

Your dick will pucker when u happy

Damn dude I got a huge pucker muscle Last night with your grandma

by Big chub August 10, 2017

Puckered Donga

A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle

1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.

by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017

puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

by Shabidoo June 20, 2019

Puckled

Mad, Crazy, touched by a puckle

You're completely puckled mate.

by latkehade9 July 28, 2020

puckerz

When something tastes or looks great (usually food).

Mate 1 : This is peng fam
Mate 2 : Trust me bro, this is puckerz (Puckers)!

by Tacheia October 11, 2020