A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.
Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)
Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.
Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.
by Nawkstar July 13, 2010
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Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.
1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.
1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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A program that should have been the best in Neopets. It has become the worst. It also can be called the Account Malfunction Disorder Program.
The Procency used to be the best thing that had ever happened. Now it is the the worst. It has become like a black hole that sucks people in and if they believe in the Procency hard enough it will never ever let go.
by The Procency March 18, 2007
Get the Procency mug.Senior management goon. Job skills including being a pawn and lackey to division directors. Typically possesses limited athletic ability and charisma. Social skills include the ability make inappropriate (but humorous) comments towards the proletariat class.
by Charlie_Hustle April 2, 2009
Get the Process Architect mug.Propellor: To circle your tongue in your partner's asshole while groaning the sound of an airplane propellor.
Propellor Receiver: Oooo...that feels good baby.
Propellor Giver: Dddddddddd...great sweetie...dddddddd...I'm givin' you a propellor and we're about to take off...ddddddd.
Propellor Giver: Dddddddddd...great sweetie...dddddddd...I'm givin' you a propellor and we're about to take off...ddddddd.
by Uptown88 May 11, 2016
Get the propellor mug.A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.
B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.
B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.
What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.
Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.
Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.
by BoLiverwurst March 26, 2008
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