It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

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kush dua is a boy who is 9 months pregnant

kush dua is a boy pregnant!

by madempinky January 4, 2024

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christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

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Pregnant Pause

When you say something and are interrupted by going into labor.

"Hey hubby, do you want milk- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *baby crying* ."

(this is a very good example of a pregnant pause)

by Mr Knockers August 23, 2025

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pussy baby ball pregnant

random ass thing to say in a sentence as fast as possible to make them as uncomfortable as possible, that originally came from the Extra Crispy video "Omegle... but it's horrific deleted scenes" when HyperNovaPuma, the best person in the mome boys btw, was forced to say it by Suda, another person of the group.

"Yo how you doin" "good, how are you?" "pussy baby ball pregnant amazing dude" and keeps repeating

by nashumay on yt May 9, 2022

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