a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back
by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009
Get the possum floss'um mug.(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."
-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
Get the crash possums mug.Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
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Get the Playin Possum mug.One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are
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Get the Swamp possum mug.Opaaa stavro the possum
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Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches
kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh
by t_man 101 May 1, 2022
Get the Stavro the Possum mug.When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.
"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
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