That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn
"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..
Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!
"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..
Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!
by JENNIFER JETT December 5, 2022
Get the Poppy cockmug. A Poppy is a beautiful girl with a smile that could light up a room! A Poppy is always there when her friends need her and she is never afraid to speak the truth! Most Poppy's have beautiful, delicate blue eyes that anyone could get lost in!!! Her fashion is fantastic and she has amazing friends that look after her when she is sad!! A Poppy can be a bit annoying at times but you still have to love her!! A lot of people get so jealous of Poppy when they see her !! A Poppy is really honest and popular!! She is quite small but BEAUTIFUL!!!!! You can already see her as a model!!! A Poppy would sometimes say things that she doesn't mean, and she would say sorry about 100 times! Sometimes she gets carried away and does something stupid which would get her or someone else hurt, but once you get to know a Poppy our will realise that she would never do that on purpose! That's why if you have a Poppy in your life, NEVER LET HER GO, if you do you'll only have a 5% chance of getting her back because Poppy's are unique! It's hard to find a poppy so gorgeous and caring!
by Ruby.h.c April 7, 2019
Get the Poppymug. That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!
by BiggestNerd November 12, 2010
Get the Poppy Almondmug. A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.
Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
by handfootandbun May 26, 2025
Get the Sloppy Poppymug. 
by 192375 October 15, 2018
Get the Blue Poppymug.