poptart

a word more absurd than fuck or bitch

yo tht nig iz a mutha fuckin poptart...

poptart by Mihir Patel October 28, 2006

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

Poptart Retard by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

poptart

an instant message. spun from the old NT popup program.

Marianne just sent me a poptart (poptarted me).

poptart by Snow Goddess November 10, 2004

Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

Poptart by Tyler Oulette August 29, 2008

Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

Poptart by Gavin Gill August 15, 2008

Poptart

A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.

Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*

Poptart by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 9, 2010

Poptarted 

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

Poptarted by bminor June 20, 2011