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Pita stands for the 1st person of the Holy Spirit incarnate. The Holy Spirit remember is the 3rd person of the Holy Trinity Godhead. Pita describes the lead Disciple/Apostle of Jesus Christ typically referred to as Simon "Peter" Bar-Jonah (Hebrew: "Pita", Greek: "Peeta"). Another Pita is the close follower of Jesus (and the "Apostle to the Apostles") named Mary Magdalene (a Piña Pita). Mary is the 2nd person of the Holy Spirit incarnate. The third person of the Holy Spirit incarnate is the Disciple/Apostle John son of Zebedee: a son of the "Gift" of the Holy Spirit, and is the return of the prophet Elisha. Pita (a hollow pocketed unleavened flat bread) is a more specific type of Kaph( Hebrew for "soft hollow"). A related Hebrew word to Kaph is Keph ("hard hollow" e.g. "hollow rock"). The words Kaph/Keph, and names Kapha/Kepha, are the general Hebrew words/names "Peter" was transliterated from. However, "Peter" is more specifically transliterated from the Hebrew: "Pita"and Greek: "Peeta" - which describe a type of hollow pocketed unleavened flatbread. Peter, Mary, and John are the 3 "hollow rocks" (Keph) upon which Jesus would build his church.
There is a Central American wild pineapple of Latin scientific name "Ananas magdalenae" in a group of fibrous plants named Pita, which include the: Century plant, Agave, Aloe, Yucca, and wild pineapple. Ananas magdalenae translates in Hebrew to: "A strong tower, highly favored of YAHH/JAH" - God's sacred name. The humble Mary Magdalene is in direct contrast to the proud Tower of Babel (Magdla d'Babel - in Syriac).
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PITA

Used as an acronym for "Pain in the ..."
You know at times you can be a real PITA!
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PITA

Abreviation for "Pain in the Ass." Often used in texting or IM conversations.
Pit: Hey, do you know this kid named John?
Dit: Yeah, hes such a PITA.
Pit: Agreed, he follows me around everywhere.
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Pitta

1. What Mike calls his cat

2. An insult used by Mike and his friends to confuse people.

3. (Mike's definition) An ancient tool.
1. Cam stroked Mike's pitta while he layed on the couch.

2. Shut up you pitta!

3. Pitta.
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pigtailed

Being followed by the cops or having a copy driving behind you.
Oh crap, I'm being pigtailed.
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PITA

a reference to one who has pasty white skin, like pita bread.
That chick is pita. She must never go outside.
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