Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 07, 2021
Someone who is a gross weirdo in the best way possible. This is the kind of person you wouldn’t want your future kids hanging out with.
Dill- “that kid is such a sick cunt”
Ryan- “yea what a total pervert”
Bill- “did you see what joey did last night”
Ben- “lmao yea what a perv”
Carmichael- “dude this song is perverted”
Ryan- “yea what a total pervert”
Bill- “did you see what joey did last night”
Ben- “lmao yea what a perv”
Carmichael- “dude this song is perverted”
by Pat Ryan June 05, 2021
you fucking pervert
"sorry for having a high sex drive i guessssssssssss" pervert
by coraa June 20, 2021
A pervert is a mindless dick who will think of something sexual every time anybody says anything. It is also like, a stalker, but you stalk only girls, and you drool over them, or spy on them for titties, or ass.
ex;
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*
ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*
ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*
by CallMe_Skye February 01, 2023