Requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. Guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. He then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. She invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. He then chases her around the room with his pants at his ankles trying to put his dick back in her.
by penguinsforever November 4, 2010
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“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.
by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010
Get the Screaming Penguin mug.Just when your about to skeet in the woman, you donkey punch her so she passes out then you proceed to jiz in between her legs. Next morning when she wakes up from her unconcious state her legs are stuck together and she will waddle like a little penguin, hence the name frosty penguin.
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Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.
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"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
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