Pole Palmer

A Pen Merchant who statpads against teams like Everton

Some mom: My 6 year old scores so many penalties
Me: Hes a Pole Palmer regen i see

by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 4, 2024

Slit Palmer

Another word for a "rock climber"

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.

by BwuhBwuh September 30, 2023

Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!

palmer porter is such a cruzz😂

by allx😬 January 8, 2023

Pick on palmer day

A day. Every day. All day. In which the world chooses one cheeky little target to torment to their hearts content. We all have that silly little lad in our lives so go find yourself a palmer to pick on today. It’s a self fulfillment necessity.

Oh what is today pick on palmer day

by Unbustednut April 19, 2025

Rusty Palmer

When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer

He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

Laura Palmer orgasm

When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.

Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”

by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019