Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 12, 2017

Slab

Sl-ab , To slab somebody is to love them.

Slabbing somebody is for to fall for them.

Mia: "Hey? see that guy, Ben?"
Brianna: "Yeah?"
Mia: "I slab him!"
Brianna: OMG! Mia, You're Slabbing!!!"

by RushiKan1999 June 16, 2017

Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.

He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

slabs

Slabs: a word used on teenage boys instagrams to show off the fish they (or their friends) caught. Can be used on multiple different pictures in the same sentence!!

*picture posted on insta of kid holding fish*
Caption: “Daily Slabs🤑 #easywork #fortheboys”

by largefriestypaguy August 13, 2019

Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement

“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris”
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by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019