piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.

caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.

by Krkič March 17, 2020

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

Giggle Pad

The gusset of a pair of womans knickers.

Her skirt was so short I could see her giggle pad.

by sanitylost March 26, 2009

Rage Pad

A place where you and your bros Rage. This place usually holds a refrigerator full of handles and beer along a ping pong table and Xbox if you chose to game and get faded at the same time.

"Hey bro you goin' to that party tomorrow"

"Yea son i heard they have a Rage Pad we can crash at"

by callmebighoss January 6, 2012

Brillo Padding

The act of rubbing your afro on another person with the intent of tickling/ annoying them.

"My boyfriend was brillo padding me and it tickled so much that I cried"

by shmoo_kitty October 4, 2013

Pad Thai

Way to response to something in Cumbria, to agree

We’re having a rough day aren’t we....

pad Thai mate

by Cumbrianperson November 17, 2020