Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive

Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.

I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.

by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

Crimson Tramp Stamp

Defined by when a man is engaging in anal coitus in a doggystyle position with a woman who is on the rag. The man gives the woman a reach around getting blood on his hand and then slaps her on the back just above her ass leaving a bloody handprint.

That hoe was ragging so I Crimson Tramp Stamped her ass.

by Buck Thunderclap February 2, 2010

King crimson, it just works

it just works

- xForts or someone like him

How does kc work?

king crimson, It just works

by Arkimist March 2, 2021

Surfing the Crimson wave

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

crimson

A crimson is very immature man child from the UK who thinks kristen Stewart is hot and is always desperate for attention and has the face not even a mother can love

defined as a fat and smelly breathed man child from the UK who will throw a temper tantrum if they don't get attention and will whine and bitch till he gets it. Thy fore never be a crimson otherwise you'll be known as a fat and smelly British person who still lives with their parents and doesn't have a life and just spends it on twitter RPing as an overpowered character that has a hard on for futas and is extremely gay but claims to be straight but that is a complete lie.

by Some random internet user 101 August 5, 2022

Crimson Lipstick

When one male places his lips on the hemorrhoids of another male and puts such pressure on them causing them to pop and create what looks like lipstick on the male performing the act.

Last night my boyfriend forgot to tell me about his hemorrhoids when i was going down on him. I didn't realize until i looked in the mirror and saw that i had be surprised with some crimson lipstick.

by Deeez Nutzz April 16, 2011