Mayo Slap Day

Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.
Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.
by 1 Deleted Account January 06, 2023
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Stinko de Mayo

a phrase yelled in spanish class when somebody farts
Bill: (farts)
Bob: awh, stinko de mayo!
by bronxbomber678 August 10, 2006
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Seis de Mayo

The day after Cinco de Mayo; usually characterized by deadly farts, a killer hangover, and dormir mucho.
I love Cinco de Mayo- Taco Bell, Corona and lime, sombreros, and jammin' to mariachi songs!
I HATE Seis de Mayo- farts that smell like chalupas and a hangover the size of Mexico. It sucks big cojones.
by moroho May 06, 2010
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Don't be so Mayo

A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.
"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."
by Alcranky May 22, 2010
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Cinco de Mayo

Something white people love more than the Mexicans.
White girl- OMG!!! Cinco de mayo!!!
by Nickypoospriv May 07, 2017
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cinco de mayo

how messed up is it that cinco de mayo 2020 falls on taco tuesday and we are stuck at home because of a virus named after a mexican beer
me being mexican: yay its cinco de mayo
girl named ella: yay
even though she is rasist and doesnt know what it means
by asdfghjkwert May 07, 2020
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small batch mayo

N. A euphemism for semen
During brunch at The General Greene, Derek went to the bathroom to whip up some of his own small batch mayo.
by Sk8terboi February 01, 2014
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