I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.
by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

Defined by when a man is engaging in anal coitus in a doggystyle position with a woman who is on the rag. The man gives the woman a reach around getting blood on his hand and then slaps her on the back just above her ass leaving a bloody handprint.
by Buck Thunderclap February 2, 2010

by Arkimist March 2, 2021

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!
by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.
by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

by pirate agent September 10, 2024
