Negative Fun Sphere

Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contanimates all fun events caught under the spehere of influence of the negative fun event.

The sphere of influence can extend indeffinately into the past. Etymologically negative fun is realted to the ancient greek saying that "one can only judge whether a man's life has been good after he has reached the end of it". If event E at time T of someone's life had extreme suckiness, it could, by virtue of its negative fun sphere contaminate the whole life of said individual.

Going to the dentest suckked so much that the suckyness of it all retroactively contaminated last weeks epic shindig. As such I must now reverse my position and maintain that ur party sucked by virue of negative fun.

by alienpig May 10, 2008

Negative Ballsack

Scrotum that is inside the body instead of out leaving a hole where the Scrotum is supposed to be.

"Dude Joe Farag has a negative ballsack!"
"This that is fucking sick, ew omg wtf dude."

by Dudeitzalbert December 27, 2009

johanna (negative)

A really snobbish and annoying girl who thinks she is also the center if attention .

Dave: That girl is so Johanna (negative) . I mean she is way too snobbish

by Atm33 April 9, 2019

Father negative

Term used to describe an African American household

The school determined that Devontae’s family was Father negative

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

negative nancy

pessimist, also known as PJ Maganaro

PJ is a negative nancy.

by NOT NOT PJ February 23, 2005

negative body count

A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.

Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 23, 2018

Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!

by MikeTS July 23, 2007