red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre December 4, 2015

ro ned Testad

When Testad is getting a bit aggressive with the females hes trying to seduce. These three words are the key to calm him down, so that he doesen't do something he will regret later in life.

Ta å ro ned Testad

by JoeBiden69 April 4, 2017

Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned

Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.

by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019

Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020

A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

Dirty ned

Shoving conkers up your ass

Ned did a dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020