When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.
Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.
*See also: Puppet Entry*
Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.
*See also: Puppet Entry*
"Billy was so trashed the other night, we tried a puppet entry but he STILL stuffed it up - Total Muppet Entry"
by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008
Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.
by EERW July 29, 2008
A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.
This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.
by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022
"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
by freelancerfive March 25, 2015
by Armed Basterd May 30, 2020
Also kown as Alexandra, the word can be used when you see someone wee themselves and a guy chat up youre boy friend or when a blonde comment was made.
Miss Muppet: On the menu it has chicken of the sea, is it just chicken covered in fish sauce ?
Waiter: I think you are confused, its tuna
Miss Muppet: Ok I will hae he 15kg lobster then please.
Waiter: I think you are confused, its tuna
Miss Muppet: Ok I will hae he 15kg lobster then please.
by Tommy20007 August 06, 2006
A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.
I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.
by jimmy henson October 18, 2009