Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.

"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"

by Obamium July 2, 2024

munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.

John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting

by Charkata June 6, 2024

Munt

Not to be confused with mint. When you have intercourse with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out. That liquid is called “munt”.

Ew dude you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024

Munt

To throw up, particularly when under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Tyson's such a bitch he had 3 shots and he's about to munt

by Gary the old man July 10, 2022

Munted

Australian slang - meaning completely fucked up/ drugged up.

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"

by Geraldine January 19, 2017

Munt iglooing

Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails

Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!

by John P. Munt March 12, 2024

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021