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Desk Mullet

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!
I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.
by Crazycox August 13, 2016
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Beaver mullet

When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.
Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.
by Jedifmoney September 23, 2016
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Pussy-mullet

When a girls pubic hair appears shaven or short from the front but when she bends over it's long and scraggly in the back.
"Man Charlene sure was Hot Stuff till she came home and had a Pussy-mullet in her panties."
by Coree Beatz February 8, 2018
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Sean Mullins

Sean is a bitch that is scared to come on the panel and was exposed for hitting his mother and having sex with his cousin and he is the biggest clown of the trolls
by XLXIsaac3624 March 19, 2020
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Hercules Mulligan

A tailor spying on the British government. He takes their measurements, information and then he smuggles it. To his brother's revolutionary covenant he’s running with the Sons of Liberty and he is loving it. See, that's what happens when you up against the ruffians. If you in the shit now, somebody gotta shovel it. Hercules Mulligan, he needs no introduction
When you knock him down he gets the fuck back up again.
Who was a spy during the American Revolutionary War?

Answer: Hercules Mulligan
by PonianYoutube December 21, 2020
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Josh Mullinum Theory

The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.
"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."
by Josh Mullinum January 6, 2021
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Thomas Müller

That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi
Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1
by Droit May 25, 2023
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