A tv station that used to play music for rebals who hate pop and rap music (a.k.a. punk), but changed its music style to pop and rap to brain wash teens and people in their 20's to listen and buy pop/rap albums. basically music suicide. also plays a bunch of reality shows (the newlyweds , the real world, etc.) cartoons (bevis and butthead) skater/'punk*yeah right*' shows (viva la bam, punk'd, jackass, etc.) they shouldn't have changed their music style, cuz now they just play a bunch of has-been bands, sell-outs, rap crap, and pop. meh. stick to vh1 or maybe the radio, unless you actually like the music they play (like a kagillion other people)
becca:omg, chris! did you see the viva la bam where bam wrecked don veto's car?
chris: yeah, dude, thats like every episode!
becca: i know, but still. bam is so hot! i love skaters. they're so popular!
chris: duh.
chris: yeah, dude, thats like every episode!
becca: i know, but still. bam is so hot! i love skaters. they're so popular!
chris: duh.
by chickenpantspooper March 5, 2005
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by Fred F. February 16, 2008
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Despite it's name, it does not play any music most of the time.
On the off chance that it does play music, the music that it plays is completely overrated and brainwashes little pre teen white kids to think that they are ghetto.
Despite it's name, it does not play any music most of the time.
On the off chance that it does play music, the music that it plays is completely overrated and brainwashes little pre teen white kids to think that they are ghetto.
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by your Lord and Savior August 26, 2007
Get the MTV mug.The network named "Music television", although it ironically is not. They only play music in the early hours of the morning. Most famous of MTV shows may include the Real World, or TRL. Preppy bubblegum pop teenagers such as Lindsay Lohan fans run home with their cell phones and diet sodas screaming to their "BFFs" "OH EM GEE BECKY TRL IS ON LETS GO STARE AT RYAN SHECKLER HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!" even though if an amazingly attractive skateboarder came up to them they would roll their eyes because he's not some stupid prep, and walk away.
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by Salad Fayce November 1, 2007
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