moist memes

A type of meme that is not soaked, nor is it dry, but just enough moisture to the point of it not to dank or lit, but right there.

Mom: Son! what is that your watching!? is it a Dank me!!??

Son: No mom, I am not allowed to watch dank memes, so, I'm watching some moist memes.

by yeetboy21 February 28, 2018

jackie moist

Jackie moist is the edgy person you see at school. They only where black and say Rawr xD

Oml look at that Jackie moist over there.

by Thiccdicc February 6, 2018

moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016

moist boys

A moist boy is a young male that enjoys TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moist boys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.

Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitch TV virgin mods & doxing.

Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake Pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.

Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boys B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boys A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boys B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boys A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?

by CacaCheerios April 20, 2020

Moist potato

When a woman takes a baked potato and pushes it into her wet vagina. Then she squeezes the contents of the potato out and a man eats it.

My wife gave me a moist potato.

by Weinerbutt May 6, 2014

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

cor, did you just see that girl to the left, she has a MOIST LOAF!!

by oli cocup October 29, 2007

Moist Board

Stallion Cornell's Moist Board is a haven for some of the biggest trolls on the internet. The founding members of Moist Board are well known for using dozens of handles to harass and troll legitimate message forums.

Although they often pretend to be a legitimate message forum for serious science fiction discussion, their real agenda is to lure unsuspecting people from other forums to Moist Board so that they can change their posts and assign insulting avatars and nasty ranks to the newbie.

Moist Board changes posts of their members and gives new members insulting avatars against the member's will.

by Lyle Norg May 23, 2009