Miranda

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2

Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies

Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is

Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater

go-karts

Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money

Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Miranda wrecked her car for the fourth time this month.

Miranda, you ate the cat you fat pig!
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
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Miranda

A really dumb stupid person who can take anything and she also is confident but sometimes she can be really clueless that one person in a friend group.
Miranda, you always rely on help try doing something on your own.
by LolsmileyTootomcyo October 01, 2021
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Miranda

Someone who likes animals and little kids, she is great with both and they are so energetic and love people, but they also have some problems of their own and they will listen to other peoples problems instead of talking about there own, so if you know a Miranda then try to get them to talk about how they feel and trust them.
guy 1: Hey
Miranda: Hello!
by Miranda1011 April 05, 2022
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Miranda

Verb meaning to eat mandarine in a public place after commiting a felony
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Miranda

Miranda is a gorgeous and beautiful girl. She’s one of the brightest souls you’ll ever met and so kind. She’ll always find a way to brighten your day and make it better. She’s one of the funniest people out there and one of the sweetest too. If you’re lucky enough to get into her circle you’ll really see the positive effect she has on others and how much the people she surrounds herself with love her. Miranda is truly perfect.
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Person 1: I’m dating Miranda!
Person 2: wow you’re really lucky!
by ChrisTBR November 21, 2023
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Miranda

Seemingly intelligent, motherly looking type, appears devoted to those around her, who over time (so long as you have not been trapped in her snare and brain washed into falling for her,) you will begin to see the manipulitve, conniving, step on anyone who gets in her way she-beast who she really is. She has no real "girlfriends" only partners in crime,

and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
Beware boys & girls of the maniacal Miranda seeking to use your kindness to eat your soul...
by Maniacal Miranda survivor January 15, 2024
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Noah Miranda Disorder

The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.
Noah you smell like shit

“Yeah I think i got Noah Miranda Disorder”
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