Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023