Minecraft

If you play minrcraft, you're most likely graduate with maxium honors, live a successful life, and steal your friend's girl without trying ;)

"He's so cool and hot, he must play minecraft."

by Gamerboy80 September 2, 2019

Minecraft

A drug taken by 12 year olds

Shut the fuck up, minecraft kid

by SpongeBoobies October 8, 2016

Minecraft

A game that a bunch of Dumbass little kids play. They will continue to play the game all night until their eyes die of exhaustion. The game was cool because you could do anything you wanted in the game (because it was a sandbox game) and build anything with the blocks they gave you. But now minecraft is pretty much ruined by 2 year old bandwagons who buy minecraft shirts and merchandise. These dumbass bandwagons also make a YouTube channel titled along the lines of "minecraftsl4yer1007" or "jimmyplayzminecraft1004" the bandwagons consistently ruin your experience by uploading videos of them screaming when they die on a minecraft server, a place all the 2 year olds in underware on their dads computer meet up to have orgasms into their mics.

Person: yo you wanna go to the movie with me and joe?

Minecraft Bandwagon: get the fuck out of my room you cunt I'm trying to play Minecraft

Person: fuck you faggot

by TheFuck69 March 15, 2017

In Minecraft

A phrase used regularly on Kiwi Farms regarding an illegal or contemptible action to ensure the reader (or law enforcement) does not take it literally. Similar in concept to S.W.I.M.

That guy should have literally ripped that lolcow apart in Minecraft.

by Baboonoverlord May 16, 2019

Minecraft

A cringy game where you can make anything out of blocks. Fun Fact: Most 5 year olds prefer this over roblox. Fun Fact 2: Any youtuber who plays minecraft is a good actor or has nothing better to do with their life.

(Kid Screams in background) (Brother enters with a phone) Kid:Noooo! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by HowDoYouFeelAboutJimmyFallingI December 23, 2017

Minecraft

A true way to separate the sane people from the psychopathic 7-year-olds.

Person 1: *exists*
Little Kid: STFU I'M PLAYING *distorted* MINECRAFT
Person 2: This comment will get lots of dislikes from 8-year-olds that don't belong here.
Person 1: Yes, yes it will.

by PonyTardRepellence July 2, 2018

Minecraft

A game for autistic people.

John: What have you been up to, Greg?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?

by ergerrgjrigrjiri October 18, 2010