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Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).
Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.
by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017
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Mikey McDonough

Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat
"Ew tf is that?"
"Thats Mikey McDonough"
"Ew"
by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020
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Mikey

Entitled idiot, bad mannered, immature person who brags about his immaturity and lack of manners on social media.
"Did you hear about the wanker who complained on Twitter when someone on a busy train asked him to use headphones instead of playing his music out loud? He thought everyone would be on his side. What a total Mikey."
by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025
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Mikey Bump

N; Adj;

Term used to describe the massive size of a Cocaine hit, popular term used in the Orange County Area.

Syn; half-g bump, Mount Everest hit, fuck-me-up fam, instant revive, skeeyee
Holy shit, that Mikey bump fucked me up! It filled up that whole mini metal shovel. I felt like I was skiing on Mount Everest.
by My Keys 🔑 March 5, 2024
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Mikey

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.
Hi Mikey how are you
by Bluebucks November 22, 2021
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Mikey

Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟
Mikey is a stumpy fingered prick
by Pugz lee November 22, 2021
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Lil Mikey

Greater than Dababy, Eminem, and anyone else who has ever rapped in the history of the world. He is the goat and will steal any girl you have.
by John_crabo April 4, 2021
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