midwestication

1. The process by which people from other regions of the United States or elsewhere immigrate to the Midwest, aquire a taste for the culture, and slowly ope their way out of their past heathen ways.
2. The domestication of people not from the Midwest into actual people once residence in the Midwest begins to take hold.
(Adjectival form: midwesticated)

"Our new neighbors seem to be greatly enjoying their midwestication"
"That guy that moved in down the street last August looks to be fully midwesticated now."

by fvinonfvinonsumnoncvro March 28, 2019

Midway

a pretentious small town in utah an hour out from salt lake.

includes:
99.99% white people. the 0.01% are adoptees from a third world country
vacation homes
two fancy shmancy resorts: the homestead and zermatt
rich mormons
huge fancy houses
pinterest moms

a festival for pinterest moms during summer called Swiss Days
white subaru outbacks and big suburbans

“hey, you know that girl kaitlynne? she’s from midway.”

“ew she’s probably a prick”

by cooked spaghetti September 27, 2019

Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome

Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike

by wendytorrance October 18, 2019

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.

You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.

by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019

Midwest

My favorite part of the USA, along with the South, then the Northeast at #3 and #4 is the West. :(

The Midwest, the Heartland is the soul of the USA.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020