Midnight Epiphony

The act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) This is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.
Last night, I had a midnight epiphony...I forgot to complete the report my boss needs today.
by Shayg630 April 25, 2010
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Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.
GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!
by chevronsup August 25, 2011
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midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)
I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!
by cblair007 February 19, 2014
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midnight jokerz

Its A Street Racing Team Established In North Carolina Founders is DevilXlll,Demon,Phantom So If You Hear The Name Mentioned From Coast To Coast You Know Who It Is.The Midnight jokerz Are Taken Street Racing To The Final Level..Weather Itz Racing Or Showin..U Never Know When Or Where You Will See Them..So Rivalz Watch Your Back At All Timez Cuz U Never Know When Or Where You Might Be Challenged For Everythin You Own..Witout Victory At The End Youll Be Bettin Ur Soul Wit Them..
Look Iz The Legendary Midnight Jokerz! Coming From The Pitch Black Rays Of Midnight Here To Race Anyone For Anything..Dis Iz The Best Night Of My Life!..Wow..! Letz Do Diz Jokerz Style
by DevilXlll December 20, 2005
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Midnight DJ

Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.
Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.

*Sighs*
by Sadprotienshake November 29, 2020
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midnight honey

Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.
Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.

We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions
by DouglasAdamPuddle June 20, 2020
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midnight menace

a group of dangerous criminals that roam the streets at night and steal innocent peoples signs. They typically travel as wang but you may see them integrated with bang.
mlaw: ayo i was camping outside of michy’s house the other day and saw a couple of wangs steal a sign!

sir cum: yeah, that’s the midnight menace. STAE AWAY!!!
by cramphony July 29, 2021
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