The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023
An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.
Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.
A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.
My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023
by Speedjunki September 01, 2016
To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”
by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021
A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014
A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.
Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies
Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies
by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 19, 2024