Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! July 16, 2015

poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 04, 2022

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

bolognese mayonnaise

when you creampie during her period

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?

by naprimerjanez February 01, 2021

Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman

Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!

by DaddyJack February 20, 2017

Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019