Muslim Amnesia

The phenomenon where a muslim will say "Bismillah" before eating and then a few seconds later will forget they even said it and question themselves if they saif "Bismillah". The muslim will then say "Bismillah Fi Awwalihi Wa Akhirih". Then the process will repeat until they are sure they said "Bismillah" in some form.

-Bismillah
-Bismillah
-Wait, did i say Bismillah before eating?
-Yes, you did.
-Ok, thanks. I got a real problem with muslim amnesia.

by BosnianBonito June 5, 2023

Muslim Area

The area which celebrates upon Pakistan's gain.

Area in India where liberals live is Muslim area.

by Libergandu April 12, 2022

muslim bookmark

This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.

U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:

Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

westernized muslim

the muslims that are cool. the ones that know how to read and write, the ones that went to school the ones that don't try to throw their religion in your face and hate the terrorists that people that kill as much as you do

I'm friends with plenty of muslims but they are all westernized

westernized muslims can still keep their culture

see moderate muslim

by im me hi April 13, 2010

Muslim Summer

Going to the beach with a shirt on and unable to get a tan.

I gotta get in shape! Don't want to have a Muslim summer.

by bobbert78 March 7, 2009

crazy muslim

Crazy muslim is a radom word you use to call ya mates when they do somthing funy or stupid, or tell your mates how much of a crazy muslim somone is.

"that carl kid is a goes syco off sugar he's a crazy muslim"
jesse " your unreal" trent " your a crazy muslim"

by Anominus August 29, 2005

Muslim cut

The act of trimming or buzzing one’s pubic region every month.

“Dude, you have a forest, you need to Muslim cut that sh*t!!!”

by John smithon February 14, 2008