by Lactose intolerant guy September 2, 2021
Get the Lumpy ruthaford mug.Lurgy (sometimes spelt Lurgi) is the British variant of the American Cootie virus and it acts in the same way.
It mostly affects children between 4 and 11.
It's spreads by either touching or in some cases being in the proximity of the opposite gender.
It has been known to pass from others of the same gender due to the child's social status.
Poor and uncool children are highly contagious to both sexes.
It has been noted that there can be some that are more infectious than others usually due to popularity or hygiene.
Symptoms can vary though the most common are:
Rash
Paralysis
Embarrassment
Lips, hands, or eyebrows falling off
Blindness
Social rejection
General Flu like symptoms
Crying
In extreme cases death (usually depends on the popularity of the child who infected the deceased)
Is it unknown exactly how long a child can be infected.
There are some that believe denying is will cure it but very rarely does
Saying "No, you!" Is a more recent remedy that has had some promising results but not always affective
The only real known cure is when the infected's peers forget about them having it.
It mostly affects children between 4 and 11.
It's spreads by either touching or in some cases being in the proximity of the opposite gender.
It has been known to pass from others of the same gender due to the child's social status.
Poor and uncool children are highly contagious to both sexes.
It has been noted that there can be some that are more infectious than others usually due to popularity or hygiene.
Symptoms can vary though the most common are:
Rash
Paralysis
Embarrassment
Lips, hands, or eyebrows falling off
Blindness
Social rejection
General Flu like symptoms
Crying
In extreme cases death (usually depends on the popularity of the child who infected the deceased)
Is it unknown exactly how long a child can be infected.
There are some that believe denying is will cure it but very rarely does
Saying "No, you!" Is a more recent remedy that has had some promising results but not always affective
The only real known cure is when the infected's peers forget about them having it.
"Don't go near them! She has the LURGY!"
"You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy!"
"I'm sorry Sir, after your sons check up we have found that he is the carrier of the lurgy virus."
"I understand that can be traumatic to hear, so I have arranged a Lurgy specialist to see him this afternoon"
"You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy!"
"I'm sorry Sir, after your sons check up we have found that he is the carrier of the lurgy virus."
"I understand that can be traumatic to hear, so I have arranged a Lurgy specialist to see him this afternoon"
by TheProzacKid November 23, 2021
Get the Lurgy mug.Lurgy (sometimes spelt Lurgi) is the British variant of the American Cootie virus and it acts in the same way.
It mostly affects children between 4 and 11.
It's spreads by either touching or in some cases being in the proximity of the opposite gender.
It has been known to pass from others of the same gender due to the child's social status.
Poor and uncool children are highly contagious to both sexes.
It has been noted that there can be some that are more infectious than others usually due to popularity or hygiene.
Symptoms can vary though the most common are:
Rash
Paralysis
Embarrassment
Lips, hands, or eyebrows falling off
Blindness
Social rejection
General Flu like symptoms
Crying
In extreme cases death (usually depends on the popularity of the child who infected the deceased)
Is it unknown exactly how long a child can be infected.
There are some that believe denying is will cure it but very rarely does
Saying "No, you!" Is a more recent remedy that has had some promising results but not always affective
The only real known cure is when the infected's peers forget about them having it.
It mostly affects children between 4 and 11.
It's spreads by either touching or in some cases being in the proximity of the opposite gender.
It has been known to pass from others of the same gender due to the child's social status.
Poor and uncool children are highly contagious to both sexes.
It has been noted that there can be some that are more infectious than others usually due to popularity or hygiene.
Symptoms can vary though the most common are:
Rash
Paralysis
Embarrassment
Lips, hands, or eyebrows falling off
Blindness
Social rejection
General Flu like symptoms
Crying
In extreme cases death (usually depends on the popularity of the child who infected the deceased)
Is it unknown exactly how long a child can be infected.
There are some that believe denying is will cure it but very rarely does
Saying "No, you!" Is a more recent remedy that has had some promising results but not always affective
The only real known cure is when the infected's peers forget about them having it.
"Don't go near them! She has the LURGY!"
"You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy!"
"I'm sorry Sir, after your sons check up we have found that he is the carrier of the lurgy virus."
"I understand that can be traumatic to hear, so I have arranged a Lurgy specialist to see him this afternoon"
"You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy, You got the Lurgy!"
"I'm sorry Sir, after your sons check up we have found that he is the carrier of the lurgy virus."
"I understand that can be traumatic to hear, so I have arranged a Lurgy specialist to see him this afternoon"
by TheProzacKid November 23, 2021
Get the Lurgy mug.That girl! The girl who is popular and always draws attention. You can point her out in a crowd and she’s always unforgettable. “Oh do you know Lurynn?”, duh!!! Everyone knows Lurynn. She is undeniably beautiful and has that spark. She has the best personality, if she liked you. She is hard to please but if she likes you, you’ll be good friends. She’s also the most loyal of friends one could have. She’s a real ride or die. And she’s got a fat ahh.
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My gf is so lumpy; she never wants to do anything but be in bed all day.
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by Tooginger December 18, 2021
Get the Lumpy mug.Someone of such low value that they are comparable to a singel strad of hair on the back of my left testical.
This guy is such a lurp he should just work at macdonalds insted of trying to make it big on the stock market.
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