That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.
by UwUdick March 6, 2019

That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.
God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.
by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018

A person that is typically a red head and often likes girls for sexuality and not anything else the type of person who would try to steal your girl as then if he find out she doesn’t like him he will call her a slut. Also can be a quitter and would buy hookers off the side walk he is typically a rich person that wines about everything he doesn’t get
by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 4, 2018

Fat baby with 3 single hairs, and enjoys eating a cake as big as him. he wears a top that doesn't even fit showing off his belly button.
by Zaddd April 19, 2018

Luke is always known as the hottest and most popular boy in his grade. He is a player and it seems that all the girls like him. He really knows how to bring on the charm when talking to girls even if it’s a girl that he doesn’t like. Luke can also be a dick at times but for some reason literally no one cares. He also has big feet, and you know what they say.😉
Every girl 1: omg Luke is sooooo hot😍
Every girl 2: omg yeah! I think I’m going to ask him out!😍🥰😘
Every other girl: 😭
Every girl 2: omg yeah! I think I’m going to ask him out!😍🥰😘
Every other girl: 😭
by December 24th December 8, 2018

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