Get the Lucasmug. by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Lucasmug. luca
by donman1231 November 4, 2011
Get the Lucamug. A cunt, who has a small dick and likes to experiment sex with small objects. Thus the reason why most of his items are filled with cum. These items tend to be cheap and sometimes retarded(e.g. his brother "Yanis")
lucas is a cocksuckingthundercunt
by TheMexicanGardener July 29, 2018
Get the Lucasmug. Lucas is a kid who brags about being able to fuck himself in the ass but in reality his dick is inverted and just goes out his ass. He likes to pour mustard on dildos and shove them up his tiny nostrils. He regularly licks his cat anus. He takes the 733 bus and gets attacked by homeless people who want his virginity. He smells of dying orphans. He stabbed a golden retriever to drink piss from his bladder. He is a wretched high schooler.
Kid: "Why are you slapping those saggy old grandma'a teets?!"
Lucas: " oh I am Lucas"
Kid: "oh that makes sense"
Lucas: " oh I am Lucas"
Kid: "oh that makes sense"
by Smasher733 November 22, 2013
Get the Lucasmug. The art of unsucessfully putting the mack down on chicks that are abnormally younger then you, and or doing something excessively homosexual for no reason.
by Chet Rippo August 31, 2011
Get the Lucasmug. 