Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.

I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.

by Lovemariapop April 1, 2015

Coop be looking like its pouting

Sad face.

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!

by Gillyweed June 1, 2011

Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015

Looking for Chad

While viciously trash talking someone behind their back, you look over your shoulder to make sure they aren't around listening, even if there's no possible way they could be.

"Yeah man, I really think Chad might be gay."
"Why do you keep looking over your shoulder while you're talking? Are you looking for Chad?"
"Just in case."

by Onrush January 18, 2009

Red looking kinda sus

CENSOR CHAT:OFF
Green: Red killed
Red: WHAT
Brown:Proof
Pink:Red looking kinda sus
Red: if i killed whit why would you emergency instead of report
Green: your shit
Red: ??????
Green: your a fucker and your shit and you fucked up whit
Green:Vote him out guys
Everyone:sure, Everyone voted red
Red: Whyyyyyyy
Green:Die mr.didnotkill
Text Reads:"mr.didnotkill was not The Imposter. 1 Imposter Remains"

SSundee:Red looking kinda sus

by im a dick and my g licked ME January 20, 2021

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009