Electro-Lanche

When you open a cabinet or closet door and have all of your electrical equipment fall on you such as; Computer stuff, Video Game Cartridges, etc.

*ARGH*......."dude, we just had an Electro-Lanche, all my old nintendo stuff just fell on my head!"

"hey man, Josh was hit by an Electro-Lanche yesterday"
"Is he alright?"
"Nah, his Xbox controller stabbed him in the eye, making it look like HE has the red ring of death!" <---Pun intended

by Knightman995 May 20, 2009

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

becca laney

rareexquisiteAll that is good and beautiful in the universe. If encountered cherish her deeply for there is not another. Becca Laney is what inspired the myth of aphrodite. Literally The Best. Ever .

Becca Laney is the funnest, smartest, sexiest,most adorable woman anybody could ever imagine. Everybody should shower her in gifts and good will.

by The Unbeatable Uno December 10, 2018

levi lancaster

an other name for a silly goose

he is such a levi lancaster

by BeeBoxz March 18, 2023

Amanda K Lancaster

A manipulative cum bucket that preys on "friends" with her constant sob stories for attention and waits until they are at their most vulnerable point in life. This soul sucking junkie will then convince their victim to separate themselves from anything or anyone that brings them joy in their life, while slowly making their lives more miserable each day until they are lucky enough to be able to release themselves from her poisonous grasp.

Friend 1: Did you hear? Amanda K Lancaster has her claws in {Friend} and won't let him see his friends any more.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hear she demands 100% of {Friend}'s attention while claiming she is like one of the guys but demands updates every 5 minutes or he's in the shit!

by DerpyDerpster March 23, 2019

Lance

Lance McClain is the most beautiful baby blue boy ever known to exist. He is gay for lance,and has a purpose. He is the ninja sharpshooter, and is loverboylance.

Im like the cool ninja sharpshooter

Razzle Dazzle

We did it...we are a good team
*keith get triggered*

Im just a boy from Cuba

Lover Boy Lance

by BabySharpShooter October 20, 2018