Placer Lacer

It’s when you are standing in a space, do a lacer, but it stays at the spot of release like a Cadbury chocolate egg coming out of a bunny. It acts like a landmine.

Sheldon: I think Dom did a placer lacer fart!

Dom: How do you know?

Sheldon: I just walked into the spot you were standing in and a rancid smell smacked my nose.

Dom: Sorry, did a placer lacer.

by JWalker August 10, 2023

Hang a Langer

A direction given from a drunk person, to best describe which way to go while being given a ride home.

Driver: Whats the best way to get you home?
Drunk: Dude, just hang a Langer up here.
Driver: What?
Drunk; HANG A LANGER

by Cootie Coot "Cooter" March 30, 2009

Tour de Lance

What they should rename the Tour de France if Lance Armstrong wins his record 8th this year.

The Tour de Lance is the greatest test in cycling

by dbdbdpd July 11, 2009

Lance

A giant Slongdaconda

Look at that Lance

by BlackJesusCrip February 1, 2014

Lance

Don’t be surprised if Lance is gay.

Did you see Lance sucking cock behind the stairwell yesterday?

by fendii.i June 6, 2018

free lance slam piece

A female who is used exclusively for sex but in this case isn't attached to any one "slammer." She leaves her options open.

Lidya is a free lance slam piece.

by Manbeast December 13, 2006

Langer-banger

A Person who is of homosexual origin, some one who is acting the fool

Shut up you langer-banger

by Slim shaney November 23, 2006