Kraken

A large turd referring to a large mythical "sea-monster", The Kraken tends to clog the toilet so bad that a plunger is futile as the turds ridges gets caught in the pipe

Dude, sorry to tell you but i just released the Kraken in your toilet. Your Toilet should see a therapist ASAP

by MSMA December 7, 2011

THE KRAKEN!!

An 18 year old girl by the nick name of NT has a female reproductive organ that resembles the kraken. A monster from the popular pirates of the carribean series.

Dude nt's bergina is like THE KRAKEN!! Not only does it smell like death, but it also have tentacles

by Megreaterthenyou March 5, 2011

Krusty Krab

Patrick

"Patrick is the Krusty Krab"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

krabbs

a fat kid that no one likes

Hey krabbs no one likes you.

by Don Smelhorn April 2, 2003

kabe

a huge faggot that has no life

Wow look at Kabe bragging about his phat lewt in wow.

by kabesmom April 13, 2005

Release the Kraken

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.

Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.

by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010

Release The Kraken

Fart

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"

by cmjvikes April 9, 2010