koala brain

somebody who is really really really dumb

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd

by peter‽ February 5, 2022

Lil Koala Bear

Someone that just makes you light up inside, and is so adorable that your heart melts. Someone that she. You see them your stomach gets butterflies, and does flips and you just turn into the definition of joy. The feeling can't be described, it just happens.

Madison is MY lil koala bear

by Terry bear February 7, 2022

Koala

1. Koalas are indigenous to Australia. It is an animal that spend 20 to 22 Hours in a day sleeping.
2. A person that is suffering from sleeping sickness or loves to sleep more.

1. Sloth and Koalas are similar when it comes to sleep.
2. Terry is a koala when sleeping.

by Makoo36 May 21, 2021

Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025

Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial

Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay

by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025