A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.
by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017
Get the Koalamug. Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
Get the Joaquin the Koalamug. 
When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025
Get the Koala sexmug. A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
Get the michael (the koala from the bible)mug. by peter‽ February 5, 2022
Get the koala brainmug. by bcoxwell July 9, 2017
Get the Koalaingmug.