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farmer's kleenex

the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.

this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?

no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
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kleinfelter's

Short for kleinfelter's syndrome. When a man has female characteristics because of an extra X chromosome.

Can be used to insult someone. See bitchtits
Shut up Kleinfelter's. Stop whining and being a little bitch.
by Daniel Bergmann March 8, 2004
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Kleiner

Jew with an extremely long nose
Wow look at that kleiner its huge.
by Godofgroundhogs December 21, 2018
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Cleavage Kleenex

When you rub your dick in between a girl's cleavage (titty-fuck) and then blow so hard it shoots up her nose and then dribbles back out
"oh dude i was titty fuckin milly last night and i shot so hard i gave her a cleavage kleenex!"
'niiiice"
by Pat-Man May 16, 2008
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Borque'd in the Kleinhole

To insert one's Aldrigical organ forcefully and rapidly into the Kleinhole (which is located in the McCluskic region of the bagwellis) of someone against their will.
"Did you hear the news? Some pedophile raped a teenage girl!"
"So, in other words, she was Borque'd in the Kleinhole?"
"I couldn't have said it better myself."
by VonJusticeZero May 27, 2009
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KLeN

Maker of high quality eco friendly socks, underwear and undershirts. All items are based on fashion, function and environmentally friendly materials.
Yo man, I just got the sweetest pair of KLeN underwear...so soft I want to rub them on my face.
by oneeye September 19, 2009
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kleinpeter

One who's penis is small ONLY because you could not arouse him (no faggots). It prefers women, so STOP LOOKING. (Faggot)
Homeo was upset because he couldn't suck on a kleinpeter.
by Har_Mwhore-Tits March 5, 2003
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