Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017

Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.

Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.

by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023

Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

“Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

Kiwi

A fat ugly thing that has very greasy hair and is a weirdo that walks around with teddies

K: oh my gosh did you see kiwi??!!
M: YES IT WAS SO FUNNY

by Tango.In July 3, 2022

Kiwi

Can be either used as a name what an ugly underaged boy fingers an ugly underaged girl, or an a verb replacing fingering

Ex 1: Amir kiwed Lea
Ex 2: People were chanting kiwi to amir after he fingered Lea

by Eat your fruits not vegetables January 4, 2018

Kiwi

An Irish slang term for thanks

person 1: You're so pretty!!

person 2: kiwi 🥝 xx

by lovinqpanic November 24, 2019