kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students

Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.

by thatswhack August 27, 2017

fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021

captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot

Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up

by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020

Kiwi

A nickname usually for those who are amazing. Kiwis are very beautiful and delicate birds, and this should be used to describe a person who is simply that. Kiwis are also very sweet fruits, which describes that of a Kiwis personality

Him 1: She’s perfect in every way.
He 2: That’s a Kiwi if I’ve ever seen one.

by The smooth talker November 18, 2019

Kiwi

*A small Australian bird

Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names

"That small little bird is a kiwi"
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."

by bruh3223 December 18, 2014

golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.

Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.

by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022

Kiwi

SOME TRASH ASS EMPLOYS WHO BEAT FECKIN CHILDREN. NOT OKAY. MY SON IS NOT A PART OF THIS HORRIBLE WEED SMOKING TRASH ASS MILEU. WTF. I HATE KIWI.

"let's go to kiwi bro"
"bro, thats not okay bro, you know they some horrible people bro"

by KIWIMOTHAFUCKA March 4, 2019