Someone who’s reply time is parallel to traveling to the moon. This creature isn’t inherently a slut or sket. However, when an “Ellie Kenny” consumes drugs (mainly alcohol or Xanax) the mind of this strange being only has two options. Firstly, cry and don’t stop crying. Secondly, jump on the closest dick. In the lesson right hands an “Ellie Kenny” is a easy shag. As long as the “Ellie Kenny” is complemented this holds true. Other names “Ellie ketty”.
Clive- Wow, she is taking ages to reply.
Jack- OMG , you’ve caught an “ellie Kenny” unlucky.
Clive- unlucky for some
Jack- OMG , you’ve caught an “ellie Kenny” unlucky.
Clive- unlucky for some
by COKE4thewin May 18, 2018
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Get the kennys dad mug.Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.
Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.
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Get the Micheal Kenny mug.A girl who is not shy, amazing, pretends to be a man, loves pirates and well, cracks lots of jokes, she doesn't know she is popular, but all the guys try to get her, she always has a list of crushes, she loves video game like minecraft and roblox, she has brown hair and brown eyes, she is a bad girl sometimes, she doesn't care about anything and she doesn't listen to no one, Everyone wishes they could be as funny and cool as Faith Kenny.
Man i wish i was as popular as Faith Kenny!
I wish i could be as funny as Faith Kenny!!
I wish i could be as cute as Faith Kenny!
(Me) "Really?!?!
(Everyone else) "Yeah!!"
(Me) "Oh....Well that's to bad XD :P"
I wish i could be as funny as Faith Kenny!!
I wish i could be as cute as Faith Kenny!
(Me) "Really?!?!
(Everyone else) "Yeah!!"
(Me) "Oh....Well that's to bad XD :P"
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