Josh

Josh is the cutest, hottest, sexiest guy you will ever meet. He puts people he cares about before himself (which he really shouldn’t). He always tells his partner how much he loves them in a heartbeat. If you ever date a Josh NEVER leave him because you won’t find anyone better than a josh. Josh also tends to have an above average penis (so great fun). Josh is the best person you will ever meet so you don’t ever want to loose him. You know he’s a keeper if he smells amazing and the sight of him takes your breath away.

Person 1: Who is the hottie over there.

Person 2: That is Josh
Person 1: Woah I want a Josh

by I’m the person with the truth February 22, 2020

Josh

The biggest nonce u will ever meet

Josh raped my son

by 42069maat October 23, 2019

Josh

A pretty cool guy who's down to do almost anything, from chilling at the library to speeding down the highway going 120 mph. Josh is cool to be around but lacks the energy to do anything physical like going to the gym.

"Hey who to is that speeding down the highway in a tahoe"
"Idk probably josh"

by NIGbug August 12, 2021

Josh

Josh is the Rizz GOD, who exudes Rizz from his pores. He also pulls almost every day, and can calculate your Rizz with pinpoint accuracy. He is amazing, strong, handsome, and super short. You are lucky to know a Josh.

Wow Josh, thanks for the Rizz!
Josh, are you pulling right now?

by jamesbaby69420 September 30, 2022

Josh

Ginger Prick

Josh is a ginger prick

by sEvEnPlAtEs November 17, 2018

Josh

Josh, a RED FLAG 🚩 name. He’s a douche who’s a player. He’s a good friend but is a terrible boyfriend.

Person 1: Yo dude Josh is such a good friend!

Person 2: Yeah I bet!

Person 1: Omg..Josh is such a bad boyfriend he’s over thee flirting with other girls!!
Person 2: Girl..he’s a player!

by Pandimoneam April 09, 2019

Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"

"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("

by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018