Jonny

He’s desperate for women and is on the verge of being a simp. He listens to the Weeknd and acts like he can relate to him. He respects women as well.

Cam: Hey Jonny you see that girl over there?
Jonny: Ou Damn I’m about to simp!!

by CameronGreigIsASimp May 5, 2020

jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny

Just the realist nigga alive

“Damn Jonny u a real ass nigga”

by Smokey29 September 17, 2020

Jonny

A penis shelter and basically another word for a condom. If you are called jonny ur most likely a dickhead

“hey lisa hand me a jonny and we will get busy!;)”

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Jonny noxvill

Does jack ass shit

Hi I’m Jonny noxvill and this is jack ass

by Ur neborhood jack ass October 15, 2020

Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.

“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”

by Clonkobum January 30, 2024

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023