Happy jonny

A happy jonny is that one kid we all know who can just annoy the living shit out of you

I was trying to get some work done when that happy jonny over there came to "help me"

by [e-mail] August 30, 2016

Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

Jonny

The short version of "Jonathan".
Mostly used to describe black people who like to eat "fufu".

Men, this dude is a real Jonny.

He is always trying to steal my fufu.

by Helloitisdima May 6, 2018

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Jonny McCormic

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.

Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!

by buh buh buuuuhhhhh May 28, 2009

JONNIE

Jonnie a boy that is gay only likes boys is often misunderstood for a girl with a massive bootay

Guy: Damn Jonnie u very sexy

by TheJonster October 24, 2018

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018