John is a guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings. John is also someone who has anger issues and when he is angry you do not want to mess with him or you could end up hurt and when that happens you you would never want to be near him ever again and if you get on his good side he will be nice just don't make him angry.
by the man 22343 November 21, 2018
Get the johnmug. by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019
Get the Johnmug. He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you
For gods sake stop posting these things
For gods sake stop posting these things
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
Get the Johnmug. John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.
by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017
Get the Johnmug. 
Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
Get the Johnmug. The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
Get the Johnmug.